Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Films Seen, August 2009

I’m going to be adding to this post as I see ‘em, so check back if you’re interested

first viewing unless otherwise stated, - seen on video, / internet viewing

(500) Days of Summer (Marc Webb): 65
-The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (WD Richter, 1984): 71
-Jesus' Son (Alison Maclean, 1999): 78, second viewing first in six years
-Psycho (Alfred Hitchcock, 1960): 100, second complete viewing first in 7+ years
Funny People (Judd Apatow): 50
-Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004): 74, thrid viewing
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (Stephen Sommers): 53
District 9 (Neill Blomkamp): 73
/SQUAWK (Steve Erickson)
-Flight of the Red Ballon (Hou Hsiao-Hsien, 2007): 62
Inglorious Bastards (Quentin Tarantino): 66
The Time Traveler's Wife (Robert Schwentke): 45
-Syndromes and a Century (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2006): ???, when you're not sure best to admit you're stumped

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Films Seen, July 2009

I’m going to be adding to this post as I see ‘em, so check back if you’re interested

first viewing unless otherwise stated, - seen on video, / internet viewing

Public Enemies (Michael Mann): 72
-Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Chris Columbus, 2001): 60, thrid viewing
-Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (Chris Columbus, 2002): 55, third viewing
The Hurt Locker (Kathryn Bigelow): 85
-Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (Alfonso Cuarón, 2004): 80, third viewing
-Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (Mike Newell, 2005): 65, could move into 70+ with another viewing but more on that later, third viewing
-Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (David Yates, 2007): 58, second viewing first since release
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince (David Yates): 60
-The Game (David Fincher, 1997): 64, fuck my LCD with its fading bulb all ratings from here on out are suspect till I get this fixed, second viewing first in 7+ years
-Far From Heaven (Todd Haynes, 2002): 65, second viewing
-Orange County (Jake Kasden, 2002): 62, second viewing
Year One (Harold Ramis): 54
Bruno (Larry Charles): 50
(TV is fixed, going to see if I can rewatch some of the above)
-Sleeping Beauty (Clyde Geronimi, 1959): 70, first viewing in like fucking forever

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Films Seen, June 2009

I’m going to be adding to this post as I see ‘em, so check back if you’re interested

first viewing unless otherwise stated, - seen on video, / internet viewing

The Brothers Bloom (Rian Johnson): 44
-Oceans 12 (Steven Soderbergh, 2004): 87, lets say sixth viewing
-Shaolin Soccer (Stephen Chow, 2001): 56
-Cellular (David R. Ellis, 20004): 48
PFFR (PFFR, various): ?
-M*A*S*H (Robert Altman, 1970): 84, third viewing
-McCabe & Mrs. Miller (Robert Altman, 1971): 61
-Nashville (Robert Altman, 1975): 57
-California Split (Robert Altman, 1974): 81
-The Long Goodbye (Robert Altman, 1973): 73
The Hangover (Todd Phillips): 41
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Tony Scott): 53
/Sutro (Jeanne Liotta)
-Speed Racer (Andy Wachowski and Larry Wachowski, 2008): 73; second viewing, first since release
Moon (Duncan Jones): 67
$9.99 (Tatia Rosenthal): 68
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Michael Bay): 30

The Back Log, I'm Finally Caught Up!

Up (Peter Docter and Bob Peterson): 71, (Saw this in 2-D) Pretty much everything you heard about this film is true, both good and bad; it’s completely enjoyable, funny, visually superb (better than Monsters vs. Aliens), however there is simplistic characterization, and the the opening montage does belong in a better film. Lets be honest, the is lesser Pixar. Still, hopefully there’s an entire generation of kids out there that will grow up cherishing, be influenced by, and make bonds over these Pixar films the same way I did with older, hand drawn Disney films.

Drag Me To Hell (Sam Raimi): 67, It’s interesting that Raimi’s past films let him get away with gags and gore that would get anyone else laughed out of the theater. Decent film but nothing to get exited over, this is B-Horror after all (which I can see the argument that that’s exactly where it belongs). If you want to see horror that is really trying to scare you check out last years The Strangers (Bertino).

The Brothers Bloom (Rian Johnson): 44, Starts off good with the brothers first con which is well thought out and funny, touching on issues of children’s social services, class issues/struggles, trust and betrayal, and ends with not necessary a twist but a side plan that emerges from the background reveling the ‘true’ con. So…you would think this would act as a microcosm of the rest of the film but, like me, you would be wrong. It just gets bogged down in woe-is-me angst is my life real or all a fake and I can barely stand that. Also suffers from both quirky girl syndrome (a la Garden State) and the fact that the film doesn’t live up to its own hype. Bloom talks about how his brothers plans are like a Russian novel with attention to detail, embedded symbolism, and whatever else but really everything just enfolds by luck or chance. The characters talk about behavior traits and actions that never materialize in the film. About half way in I was bored, waiting for it to be over. Willing to chalk this up to sophomore slump, Brick was good, what happened?

The Hangover (Todd Phillips): 41, I want to see the film Zach Galifianakis thought he was in, that one looks funny as hell. This one not only mines the same jokes more than once (Zach’s ass shot, baby jerkin it, the tiger) but is under the impression that if dialogue is spoken funny (Chinese guy, wedding chapel guy, Mike Tyson) that it automatically makes it funny. Also takes forever to get going, literally starting over twice. At least some of the sight gags were never explained like the chicken or the smoking chair, and the piano part was cool if only for its unexpectedness.

The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (Tony Scott): 53, Tony Scott’s films are all the same so review goes like this, not as good as Déjà Vu (by a long shot) or Man on Fire but better than Domino (which is a pretty low bar, but whatever). If anything he’s showing restraint which is an improvement. Still not sure what John Travolta’s character was all about, Simple revenge? Just in it for the money? Going to see if I can get my hands on the original.

Coraline (Henry Selick): 70, (Again, 2-D) Up there with Monster House as a film that I’m not sure was meant for kids, (there were two little girls that were actively crying during the screening I went to asking their Moms if they can go home, they all ended up leaving). I thought the stop motion and CGI complimented each other well, neither technique made the other seem out of place. Film itself exactly what you would expect, but unlike Corpse Bride wears a little thin and kind of gets watered down making Coraline complete video game like task, the whole part about going back to the different ‘worlds’ and finding the eyes could have been completely cut out adding only unnecessary length. Oh, by the way, Selick and Focus Features, this is a hand animated stop-motion film, you’re already special!!! You didn’t need to get caught up in this view it 3-D shit.

Fighting (Dito Montiel): 64, Would have totally blown this one off if I didn’t figure out who the director was (if you haven’t, check out A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints). There’s definitely a strong film inside here and I wished we could have spent longer with Harvey and Shawn, the moments where they are together easily strongest parts in the film. Both not only down on their luck characters but carry streaks of never had any and self destructive tendencies respectively. Actual fighting scenes are saved by being blunt, unorganized, and brief. Dialogue is great with everyone talking at once* and constantly, desperately trying to convince others they have a good idea or plan.
*Probably because it’s fresh in my mind, by this film might actually be reminiscent of Altman at his best, but I’m going to need a second viewing to be sure.
[Second Viewing] Ok the Altman line was being extra generous, it does exhibit this semi-improvised/characters that are making it up as they go, but in flashes not in overall tone. Everything else still applys.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Barely Worth Commenting On, But…

Taken (Pierre Morel): 35, Good luck girls, hope your ex-CIA Daddy comes for you too!

Notorious (George Tillman Jr.): 32, Maybe I had overly high expectations for this one, expecting a more in-depth look of the man touching on areas such as lack of opportunity, class struggles, image vs. reality, and carving out a personal identity in the entertainment industry. As it stands the film is really proud of its casting and glosses over everything else. Also, what’s with the high contrast, desaturated look of the streets of Brooklyn? What was wrong with regular film stock?

Fanboys (Kyle Newman): 9, There’s this one scene where our Star Wars fans run into a group of Star Trek fans. Now this could have gone one of two ways; the first way would be to ‘out trivia’ each other using lesser known facts and ultra specific details of each series until one group is ‘proven wrong’ or left speechless, winners taunt the losers relentlessly and so on and so on. The second way, and actual scene in the film, plays like this,
“Vader sucks!”
“Oh yeah, Captain Kirk sucks!”
“No, you suck!”
“You want to fight!”
“Bring it!”,
sloppy fighting ensues, clumsy get away and so on and so on. This entire film goes the second way.

I Love You, Man (John Hamburg): 23, I’m not sure the characters within this film resemble real people. The only reason this is in the low twenties is because of Fevreau.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Online Videos Actually Worth Watching

Time Piece (Jim Henson): Pre-Muppets short
{http://en.zappinternet.com/video/baqGsoNwoV/Jim-Hensons-Time-Piece}
this is a moving target; search this, find it, love it

SkateBang (Damon Packard): Kind of a one liner, but still pretty sweet. Play this at maxium volume for full effect.
{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pg63r0vx9Jo}

Phantoms of Nabua (Apichatpong "Joe" Weerasethakul): I imagine this would be awesome in a theater or gallery setting, but dies a little (or even a lot) on my computer screen. Play this one at night, in a dark room, with all the other lights turned off.
{http://www.animateprojects.org/films/by_date/2009/phantoms}

Holy Woods (Cécile Fontaine): One of the few European contemporary avant-garde filmmakers that gets a fair amount of attention here in the States.
{http://www.lightcone.org/en/film-4891-holy-woods.html}

A Christmas Caper (Gary Trousdale): You know those kids films where the side characters are way more interesting and funny than the main ones, and you wished someone would just make a film with them. Well here you go. Takes a minute to load but worth it.
{http://www.guba.com/watch/2000984091}

Sutro (Jeanne Liotta): I just found out about this myself, let me watch it a few times and get back to you. What I do know for sure is that this is not a music video.
{http://www.jeanneliotta.net/filmpages/sutro.html}

Friday, May 29, 2009

Film Reviews

The Girlfriend Experience (Steven Soderbergh): 77, Sasha Grey, real life porn star, is Chelsea, high end call girl, in Soderbergh’s new film. Film centers around Chelsea and her ‘boyfriend’ Chris and is told in an non-chronological order much like The Limey. Even with that, the film fits right along side the Oceans series both in terms of look and politics with Bubble being at the other end of the spectrum. (Enough references for ya! My point is that this is not just some minor work of Soderberg’s, but another exercise in addressing concerns both thematic and formal that he has been working with his entire career.) Soderbergh uses the upper class not only for the visual use of high end apartments, clothing, dinning, and recreation, (which I feel are much more visually rich, interesting, and alien then the urban poor) but also to talk about our current economic state highlighting both the excess and hardships. Sales, service and sex are no longer reliable and within the film there is a reversal of traditional roles. The ‘johns’, esp. her boyfriend, are figuratively pimping themselves out trying to attract different clients, while Chelsea is trying to compete by making contacts, creating a web presence, and responding to negative reviews. Truly, this is what both parties need to do to stay competitive and for advancement, and in the end they both sacrifice what they already had for opportunities that never arrive. Great montage sequences, you get three, but feel effortless like he went into autopilot or something. Apparently this is also OnDemand but I couldn’t find it, I think the release of it came and went which kind of defeats the purpose, right?

Magnolia (Paul Thomas Anderson): 89, third viewing- first is about four years, Film operates like an album or simply like music and must be seen in one uninterrupted sitting or the rhythm is shot to hell and doesn’t carry the same impact. Anderson creates characters out of backstory and juxtaposition, and intercuts between them not necessary for narrative but emotional purposes with one of the most hypotonic scores I know holding everything together. Perfect execution with every shot, pan, and cut exactly in the right place and a consistently moving camera as well. Still not really sure what it’s ‘about’ and really I don’t care. He touches on some loose themes of trust, part patriarchical abandonment/fall, and the limits of forgiveness. First 90mins are perfect and there’s definitely a rise and fall with the crest right at the half way mark. Would be a hands down masterpiece if it was maybe a little shorter (and we’re only talking like 10mins) and didn’t use incest as the lazy way out. His masterpiece does come later with Punch-Drunk Love.